Puppies are not eaiser than babies

The past day I have been watching a puppy and a dog. I think that counts as babysitting in a way. Their house they recently put in a doggie door that leads directly to the back yard.
Well last night it rained. The puppy likes to jump. Are you putting things together yet? Anyway I was sitting on the couch in a white shirt. The puppy jumps onto the arm of the chair resting his paws on the arm. I got up after i pushed him off and saw mud on the whole side of the chair. Earlier he brought in a bone looking thing that I had to wrestle him to to ground just to get it out of his mouth and throw it away. didn't want him to choke on me!
Today the puppy brings in horse poop and is munching on it. I had to bring out the vaccum for that. Then just as I sit down again the puppy has brought in pieces of dog poo. Ok, really his chewing is out of control!!! And having to clean up all this mess is just stressful, can't he stay out of messes?!?
Ok, Puppy! He just brought in what looked like a chunck of poo or some bone. Really glad that when I picked it up it was just an odd looking rock.

Only a few more hours...