ARGH! We Pirates!

When I first arrive at Jocelyn and Kenleigh's I am set down on the couch as they apply make-up to themselves later to myself. Jocelyn tells me "Don't peek." They start applying make-up to my eyes. with markers and yes, I made sure they were capped. Kenleigh brushed my hair. So after were had our make-up on we were ready to play.

The make-up bowl and brushes.

We play fairies and Jocelyn is the head fairy, Kenleigh is a princess, and I am a princess. Then of course their come a question of who is going to be prince. Kenleigh finds a Koala bear and says that he will be the prince.
I ask Joce if she wants the Koala to be her prince but she responds with a shake of her head and says "No, I'm a fairy, Fairys don't marry princes."
"Why?" I asked.
"Fairies have lots of friends."

Our wands, there were 3 so we each had one!

As we were picking up some toys Kenleigh found a pirate earring and I found an eye patch. Instead of princesses and fairies we all became pirates.
Kenleigh yells out "Argh! Maites Argh! Poist the sails!!" I got a good laugh out of that one.
I said, "I think you mean hoist, hoist the sails."
Then we started a little saying we call to each other. Kenleigh would say, "ARgh me Pirates!"
and the others would call out in a certain rhythem "Argh, argh, argh argh argh!" (guess you had to be there.)
Then Kenleigh spys something off of our ship. I don't remember what it was but she says "It's something steryous!" meaning mysterious. "Poist the sails."
So we hoisted them and she hollers out. "Uh captain." that's me. "some people aren't waping the deck." meaning swabing .
"I told her you make them wap the deck other wize..."
"They walk the plank!" We had to make a few men walk the plank but they just weren't doing their job.